School Students “Armed” With Candy Canes

Unfortunately, this is NOT from the Onion or SNL, even though it certainly sounds like it. This is just humorously sad.

From WUSA, Channel 9 in VA (via Drudge)

They call themselves the “Christmas Sweater Club” because they wear the craziest ones they can find. They also sing Christmas songs at school and try their best to spread Christmas cheer. Now all 10 of them are in trouble because of what they did at their school…(accused of trying to) ‘maliciously maim students with the intent to injure’…because…they were just tossing small two-inch candy canes to fellow students as they entered school. The ones in plastic wrap that are so small they often break apart.

(said administrators:) “…the candy canes are weapons because you can sharpen them with your mouth and stab people with them…not everyone wants Christmas cheer…suicide rates are up over Christmas, and…they should keep their cheer to themselves…”

Read about it here: Christmas Sweater Club Punished



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