Porn Will Survive Apocalypse

It will be a relief to many to find that if a global catastrophe occurs in 2012 as many predict, the country’s supply of porn will continue uninterrupted. There are certain necessities that need be protected at all costs and luckily, there are those attending to those needs.

From CBS Los Angeles via Drudge

A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012…the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio…“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury”… The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker.

Read it here: Porn Will Survive

DJH

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